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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Graphic whimsy via Bruce Sterling, bruces@well.com. http://medium.com/bruces

*Non-Americans should get hip to this useful, accurate diagram, because American acquaintances will probably misinform you that they elect their own representatives and senators

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Packaging on a bar of soap. Front reads, "Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap." There is a little picture of a castle with a spot of blood next to it, and the words "Out, damned spot!" underneath.

Side of the packaging reads, "Try it in the Macbath!"

Other side reads, "Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from your hand?" In bigger text, "Will it ever!"

Back of package: "...who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him or a vegetable soap with glycerine to have so much shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, and grapeseed oil enriched with creamy buttermilk?" (Yes, there's an Oxford comma there. Good job, soap makers.) Underneath are your typical labels, including "Not tested on animals" which I find very funny considering the Macbeths' bloody crimes.

The final two sides of the soap bar have a tartan pattern.

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.